The Life and Times of Queen Alexa the Great

Scrumtrulescence.

10knotes:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

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10knotes:

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

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judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

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basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

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aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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oprahsmom:

tumblr user leppin gets deep and personal on twitter

oprahsmom:

tumblr user leppin gets deep and personal on twitter

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