*puts silverware between teeth* it’s a metal fork
Your days are numbered
I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
Anonymous asked: ahem uh can ,,,, you stop being,,, c ute,,,,like no,,,,
I mean … I can try?
omg the reason ive used the same deodorant for like the past 2 years is because i had this huge crush on this guy in my choir class in high school and i loveeeeed how he smelled so i asked him what he used and he told me so now thats what ive been using foreverrrr
I spent years trying to find the one my middle school crush used
!! its truly life-impacting when you find it out !!