The Life and Times of Queen Alexa the Great

Scrumtrulescence.

ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

ruinedchildhood:

my rides here

(Source: blokelahoma)

elvisqueso:

engage-with-zorp:

*puts silverware between teeth* it’s a metal fork

Your days are numbered

(via engage-with-zorp)

notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

notquiteluke:

this is some next level british grandma carpeting

(via booglemoth)

nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

(via sorryidonthavehands)

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via soperasinger)

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain, via sorryidonthavehands)

kendra-weasley-winchester:

How I wake up every morning

(Source: backtothefuturemovies, via geekeryandsuch)

10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

Anonymous asked: ahem uh can ,,,, you stop being,,, c ute,,,,like no,,,,

flannelmustache:

I mean … I can try? 

0h-the-guilt:

weresinkingcaptain:

florels:

the diversity of colours is amazing oh my

Holy shit that’s pretty

whoa…

0h-the-guilt:

weresinkingcaptain:

florels:

the diversity of colours is amazing oh my

Holy shit that’s pretty

whoa…

(via soperasinger)

booglemoth:

sodom-hussein:

booglemoth:

omg the reason ive used the same deodorant for like the past 2 years is because i had this huge crush on this guy in my choir class in high school and i loveeeeed how he smelled so i asked him what he used and he told me so now thats what ive been using foreverrrr

I spent years trying to find the one my middle school crush used

!! its truly life-impacting when you find it out !!

tiedyeundies:

tiedyeundies:

tiedyeundies:

Colby Melvin and his fiancé Brandon in their TiedyeUndies // GET SOME TODAY 

Check out the new psychedelic Tie Dye Undies Store,

They broke up :( but not cause of the tie dye

tiedyeundies:

tiedyeundies:

tiedyeundies:

Colby Melvin and his fiancé Brandon in their TiedyeUndies // GET SOME TODAY 

Check out the new psychedelic Tie Dye Undies Store,

They broke up :( but not cause of the tie dye