Scrumtrulescence.

Alexa / Doer of things sometimes

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

(Source: cloudsomethin, via sorryidonthavehands)

ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

(via ruinedchildhood)

dlubes:

Thank you. Thank you so much for this.

dlubes:

Thank you. Thank you so much for this.

(via sorryidonthavehands)

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

(via ruinedchildhood)

theangelhastheimpala:

fellwithoutyou:

castielgratia:



I LAUGHED WAY TOO FUCKIGN HARD

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

diebolt:

hellotheremydarling:

envycamacho:

kim-jong-healthy:

humpback whales in their natural habitat before deforestation forced them into the sea

this is actually so cool

Meow

yo…..what in the world….

(via 10knotes)

achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

(via ruinedchildhood)

campbells alphabet soup (fuck you Andy Warhol)

flannelmustache:

Every word tastes different as it leaves my mouth,

Some taste of NyQuil, others

of rosemary, but no 2 words taste the same

to me.

and other people can saute words in to a feast.

While for me,

hot pockets.

But I am improving and i can see it

I see it in the cigarette smoke I hide from my…